I'm not sure whether to rate this M or A, but I've seen plenty of drawings of characters as dicks rated M so maybe it's fine? if a mod decides it's better suited for an A rating though that's totally understandable, I've made the thumbnail SFW for the timebeing.

Years ago I had the idea for this but never made it because it was so stupid, but then Jor (@muffinmaan) paid me $10 to make it, and then I had to, but I didn't have a deadline, so it still took me like two years to get around to it. I finally finished it last month though along with some other shit I'm gonna post, 'cause I figured I should finally get through all the art I owe people if I'm gonna try to start doing commissions. Plus I need stuff to actually show people what i can do if they wanna commission me lol.

Also I think the version without smeg is kinda cute, with smeg though it's absolutely disgusting, but it wouldn't be Smegumin without smeg, so what can you do.