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Wallop Pokes Max and Max Feels Small

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(art and description from 2018)

Dude WALLOP!... Get a grip. You don't have a dick like humans do and you don't need one. Heck you wanna learn about what makes humans humans, you read a book like everyone else. Max knows as little about your bits too so you want to know what it feels like to be molested?


Figure it started when Max was taking a leak and Wallop got in his face out of curiosity.


Max admits he can't be the best hero for the job. Course your dick size shouldn't make a difference as to how good of a hero you are but he thinks about the princess a lot. If she gets to know him better, she might not even find him remotely attractive. Accepting him as the Knight doesn't mean he's fit for marriage let alone being the king. This is just a job where he's been the seventh guy picked to fill the role...he can be replaced.


These are things Wallop doesn't understand but he can see it effect Max...he cares.


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Annie-Mae
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Sep 28, 2020
1:01 PM EDT
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