Billy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Joseph: POW! You are dead!

Billy: I am dead!

Joseph: Chuckling, while ZeeTeem is doing the conga towards the scene (The Joseph says aw, shucks” as ZeeTeem gets close.)

ZeeTeem: Oh! The Billy is dead!

Billy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!

ZeeTeem: Why is the Billy dead?!

Joseph: I dunno.

Billy: I think it was-

Joseph & ZeeTeem: Shhh, you are dead!

Billy: Ok.

(Rac enters scene exiting van)

Rac: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Joseph & ZeeTeem: The Billy is dead!

(A, B, C, or D game starts)

Rac: The Billy is dead!

ZeeTeem: Correct!

(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)

ZeeTeem: So, did you see the murderer?

Joseph and Rac: Nah, sorry mate.

ZeeTeem: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Joseph and Rac applause)

Rac: Ah, well that's nice.

Joseph: I am damn proud right now.

(StarAndFriends appears in scene)

StarAndFriends: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(StarAndFriends rushes to dead Billy)

StarAndFriends: That Billy is dead!

ZeeTeem: We know!

StarAndFreinds: Who killed him?!

ZeeTeem: We don’t know!

StarAndFriends: I will find clues!

(StarAndFriends searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

StarAndFriends: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Billy is dead!

Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem: The Billy is dead?!

StarAndFriends: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem: All shocked

(Intense background stops, showing the Joseph, Rac, and ZeeTeem standing in front of a green screen)

AIRaymond: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes StarAndFriends into a building wall, killing her.)

AIRaymond: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem away from Billy Move now! Kisses Billy on head

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Billy)

Billy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.

AIRaymond: In my medical opinion, that Billy is dead!

(Camera rotates to Rac)

Rac: AIR, what happened?

AIRaymond: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Billy was killed!

(Intense background stops)

Jebus, Rac, and ZeeTeem: Panicking

AIRaymond: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

ZeeTeem: Well, now what?

(Grimm entering while doing the conga in the background)

Grimm: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

ZeeTeem: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom

Grimm: Look at this! The freaking Billy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…

ZeeTeem: Yes, yes, Grimm.

Grimm: Yea?

ZeeTeem: Go die!

(Death appears in a car telling Grimm to get in)

Grimm: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Grimm: Screams of pain

ZeeTeem: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

Billy: Poking at his dead body I think Billy is dead.

Joseph, Rac, ZeeTeem, and AIRaymond: The Billy is dead?!

AIRaymond: Turns around and notices dead Grimm in burning car Grimm! I won't heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Billy

Billy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Billy?!

(Camera shows on Asskick drinking Scrumpy)

Asskick: Slurp Slurp It was me!

Joseph, Rac, ZeeTeem, and Billy: Shocked

Asskick: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Asskick's body and Asskick eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Rac in chest Boom! Asskick flies off from force of revolver blast

Rac: Screams of pain

Asskick: Woop dee doo!

Joseph, Zeeteem, and Billy: Are terrified seeing Rac's dead body

Asskick: Burps That’s a joke, lads.

Joseph, ZeeTeem, and Billy: Starts laughing like crazy

Asskick: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Joseph Him!

Joseph: Shocked How did you know?!

Asskick: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Joseph, as the Asskick keeps drinking faster)

Asskick: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Joseph: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

ZeeTeem: You monster!

Billy: But whyyyyy?

Joseph: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Billy: Joseph, stop!

Joseph and Billy: Arguing

ZeeTeem: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

Joseph: Ah dammit Billy **** off! You are dead.

Billy: No u, POW! Haha.

(Joseph falls dead on floor)

Billy: You are dead! Not big surprise.

ZeeTeem: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! ZeeTeem doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises

Billy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

Yes, I did that.

WAIT THAT WAS JOSEPH ALL THE TIME?

Lmao this reminds me of
https://youtube.com/shorts/0vH0hBUoRXU?feature=share

Very good art btw :)

me: Billy is DED!
Billy: yes. i am dead!
me: WHY is Billy dead ?!
Joseph: i dunno.
Billy: i think it was-
me and Joseph: SHH! you are dead!
Billy: ok.

oh, and greeeaat job, Alex! wonderful as always. :3

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