Originally titled "A Hard Days Night of the Living Dead" but the title wouldn't fit.
Its been a Hard days Night of the Living Dead. Formed in 1960 in Liverpool, England, the ZomBeatles quickly rose to fame and prominence due to their dashing good looks, catchy songs, and as they themselves put it in their first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, "Brains." John, Paul, George, and Ringo were huge during the decade of peace and love and the Cold War. Ringo was the last to join the group because of his reluctance to become an undead minion of hell. But, as biographer Phillip Norman later recalls "Ringo came around." The ZomBeatles were a hit with such songs as "I want to eat your hand" "Brains!" "Sgnt Zombies Lonely Undead Band" and "Please Eat Me." The groups downfall came after John was shot in the brain and became fully dead, and George ceased after rotting away. Ringo and McCartney remain undead. Though the ZomBeatles may never rise from the grave like in the sixties, they will always remain in the hearts and brains of fans everywhere.
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