Someone didn't believe I drew my phone wallpaper. So I mocked up a character sheet. Surprisingly she gave me props and we hit it off really well. But then she asked why I'm still working gas stations. That question has been haunting me for over a week, even after I got sick a few days ago. I have yet to come up with an answer but I know I'll never drop my phone in the neighborhood again.
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