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Reviews for "Artistic Detesticus"

Save the insults pal: Your art, i'm not rating.

You can draw very well, but there's no point showing homework here. It's good if you're in art class, where they look at the paintings. But here, we look at the Animation. I don't have any hard feelings, other than the fact that you seem Uncivilized and Vulgar, using insults in every sentence. Save ''Cuntvag'', ''Bitch'', ''Burn in hell'' and ''Asshat''...... I CAN talk without insults.

very good

but you know it's against the rules to make slide shows instead of regular animation. This would make a nice flashy and over done portfolio for college or a job or something, but it sucks as a flash portal entry.

Ok so you are a good artist

So am I, (but not as good as you) I just cant make flash movies for some reason, mainly cuz I cant animate. And judging by this movie, neither can you

Detesticus responds:

Damn...everybody's a critic. But YOU are a critic that is apparently misinformed.

Saying I can't animate means either you haven't seen my other movies OR what's more likely...

You don't know what the verb "animate" means.

I guessing the latter.

and you say jimmy ether's movies are bad...

this (as with the rest of your movies) are awful. a mongoloid with mangled hands could come up with better and more entertaining movies than you.

Detesticus responds:

And how would the Mongolid, huh? With a COMUTER that you fail to mention? Next time, be more thorough with the quips.

CUNTBAG BITCH, GO TO HELL!

nice for art, bad for flash.

your art seems to be of basic everyday things. Your a good artist.

But you know, I have to give you credit for doing a good job on this, even though there is next to nothing here. I would like to see this stay on NG but I doubt it will because this isn't the type of thing people really like to see here. Besides that I like it.

Detesticus responds:

Yeah, THIS coming from a person who gave "Analogy" a bad review. Well my Flash endured the waves of Blammers so you can go to HELL.

Saying it wouldn't survive, how pessimistic of you!

By the way, I responded to a review of YOURS and I thought it SUCKED. It's from "Analogy."

First off, let me rebuke that DUMB FUKCER "Patricoo" and his half-assed review.

"gfnsdkla. I hate summeries,. May 6, 2003
Reviewed by: Patricoo Overall rating: 6
True, but very very wrong.

Thats ALMOST done right. It's a mediphore for one, and 2, it's put way way too extreame. The "analogy" is said wrong. can't explain now, no time. that why my grammer is off"

Too bad it's your SPELLING tha's WAY OFF BASE, you ASSHAT! Bounce you ASS back to PRESCHOOL way you belong.

Anyway, I liked your Flash. It is an acerbic criticism on America and it's so-called "Patriotic Virtues" wich seems to be stealing oil and killing people. My only lament here is that the graphics could have been better. Still, it's the substance that counts...but still I need POWERFUL VISUALS to carry the CONCEPT even BETTER!

Well, I protected it.

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 1.80!
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

Learn to spell.