Think about it.
It's a good thing Pedobear isn't a species of alien. Can you imagine the horror? Every loli on the face of the Earth would end up being abducted and "probed" every night. And no one would believe them. O.o
It's bad enough being a loony with an alien abduction story. How far would you spit your coffee if your daughter, sister, or female friend regaled you with her tale of a late night encounter with a Pedalien?