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Reviews for "TWT about the French"
I liked this flash, because I France. Allow me to.
give you a quick history lesson!
1. Gallic Wars- Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.
2.Hundred Years War- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
3.- Italian Wars- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.
4.- Thirty Years War- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
5.- War of Revolution- Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.
6.- War of the Spanish Succession- Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.
7.- American Revolution- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
8.French Revolution- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
9.The Napoleonic Wars- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
10.- The Franco-Prussian War- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
11.- World War I- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.
12.- World War II- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
13.- Algerian Rebellion- Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.
14.- War on Terrorism- France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.
France, they're there when they need you.
hehe, kinda funny
the other reviews were very funny, thx for stiring some ppls feelings up ^^
Lighten up people :)
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u prejudice bastard!!hater!!
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That is ENOUGH
Je suis fier d'être québecois. Je suis fier de ma décendance française. J'laisserai personne parler en mal du peuple le plus honnête et amical d'la planète sur newgrounds, est-ce que c'est clair ça tabarnak? Vous êtes juste une gang de racistes homosexuels qui croient encore aux stéréotypes français et canadiens.
Depuis le 17e siècle, les différences entre anglais et français n'ont jamais été aussi grandes. Seulement une province du Canada parle français alors que toute l'amérique du nord parle l'ANGLAIS. C'est drôle quand même... Au lieu de prendre des cours de français, vous préférez prendre des cours d'espagnol...
What you just read (and POSSIBLY did not understand) is french. If you couldn't read this, then give up that useless spanish course and learn some french.