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Two warriors run side by side through the the baren, rocky terrain. The stop mere inches from the edge of a cliff. "Looks like we have to fight," one said as he turned to face the massive army of undead. "It has been an honor to fight beside you," said the other. Brandishing their enormous broadswords, they charged the unholy hord, fending off wave after wave of the vile abominations. When they final reached the end of their strength, the monsters stepped aside as a knight clad in armor as black as the moonless night walked up to the heroes. "You were fools to stand against me," he said. "Damn you, you son-of-a-bitch!" one of the warriors screamed. The black knight chuckled and said, "Don't worry, I'll tell your king of how you screamed and begged for mercy before you died." With that he swung his giant axe, sending both their heads flying high into the air.
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