Okay...that was very odd. I shouldn't tell you how to get the secret medal. It's very easy to get. I myself aren't even quite sure how I got it! Then again, this is an extremely strange game. I honestly had no idea the point.
I have to be impressed by this score. It was mostly because it was just "Pong" with some weird descriptions. It deserves credit for that, I suppose. It just kept saying "lol" over and over, which got annoying. It worked out okay, I guess.