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Reviews for "TYP-HORS-DISSEY"

very fun little time-waster here! at one point I just started running backwards til my character ran off the map I assume his body was never recovered

Quite the goofy little game! Love the concept of racing being done through typing and I love all of the kooky effects and juicy presentation, but ultimately my experience with this was a bit rough and left me kinda unsatisfied.

My initial experience was one of absolute confusion where I just couldn't figure out how to play. I kept typing in spur, spur, spur or faster, faster, faster over and over and it seemed worse than just plain mashing, though even with mashing being better it never gave me a win no matter how hard I tried, only incredible hand pain. Then I tried to experiment with the yeehaw command which seemed borderline exploitative at how quickly it can get you back in and got annoyed at how everyone else could instantly punch me off my horse if I get within their range: so confusing!

Eventually through some experimentation I discovered that the trick was to go back and forth between typing commands and mashing: from there getting first place was not too bad anymore, just a matter of looping faster, mash for a bit, faster, mash for a bit, and so on, maybe mixing in some yeehaws and punches if I can.

It was an interesting adventure to get first, just not sure how to think of it since it resulted in so much hand pain, haha. I think its a cute and funny idea, but I guess I wish it just had a bit more substance to it: feels like just a single minigame within an entire bimsy game, I suppose. But most likely it is just a fun little experiment and I do like the idea behind it, even if I wish it had a bit more.

my hand

i've got horse power

i saw this on reddit lol its fun