Can you create new zones?
I think that this belongs in "Strange Skirts." Thank you, Santa, for listening to me and bringing me this movie. It's one of the most hillarious things I've ever seen in my life. Here's an explanation:
Graphics (10)--The piece is done in a style similar to a 70's folk song. And the video matches. Just having black lines on a white background works here.
Sound (10)--To singer Jon Artigo: Make a record!!!
Interactivity (0)--Scrolling through the scenes doesn't count as interactivity.
Style (10)--Awesome. As I've already said, I like the period style.
Violence (5)--Santa's life is threatened over a vagina. First time that's happened since he fooled around with one of the elves'...er, never mind.
Humor (10)--The beaver looks like an Elmo planted between Jack's legs. The chorus at the end is hillarious (They sing the death threat).
Overall (10)--If I'd averaged, this movie would have gottten an 8, and even not counting interactivity would have given it a 9. However, since violence doesn't count for anything in this movie, it earns a 10 anyway.