Hilarious game- getting blown up over and over and having to listen through each person's dialogue made each replay more interesting than the last. However, something that was peeving me the whole time was that neither person's voice was very clear at all. It's okay to have one character mumbling when you're paying attention to the other, so long as the one you are actively trying to listen to is speaking clearly, which neither were. Even our own character was hard to hear at times. Maybe try adding subtitles? Regarding the graphics, the intro art is a bit off-putting since it doesn't mesh with the rest of the style, otherwise I thought everything was fitting. Same goes for the music, sound effects, and medals. Overall, you did a good job, especially for a game made in just 3 days.
Unrelated note, I love how the date looks like if Natsuki from DDLC started taking steroids.