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A couple is on vacation, trekking through the Amazon rain forest, when the guy looks down and spots a snake. "That's a rare striped python!" he exclaims. "I must take that home to add to my collection." So, de duly scoops it up and places it in his backpack. Another hour into the journey, he cries out in excitement again. "Look- a rare albino scunk! That should go in my collection, too." The skunk joins the snake in the bag. At the airport, the couple is discussing how to smuggle the two creatures out of the country. The guy takes the snake and ties it around his waist, declaring, "We'll say it's a snakeskin belt." "What about the skunk?" asks his wife. "Easy," he replies. "That can go in your shorts." "You're crazy!" she cries. "What about the smell?" The guy thinks for a minute and replies, "We'll have to risk it. If it dies, it dies."