Isn't Harry GREAT?!?!?!?! (My fat ass he is)
Oh, I love Harry... like I love flesh-eating bacteria! It was so good to see other people hating him too. There should have been more violence and pain though.
Much more.
Hey, next time, you should have shoved that wand up his fat ass. And when he was back in the book... set it on fire. This could have been so much ruder and funnier, but it's good for a start.