OMG, THERE'S A PENIS ON MY TURKEY!!!!1
The critics are going Fuck Crazy over the SandClock:
Gene Shallet writes - "This is the most delicious cheese sandwich I have EVER stuffed up my butt."
Gene Siskle writes - "If ever there was a movie to see, it's certainly not this piece of crap on a stick. I would rather stick my penis in a toaster oven than watch this movie again."
Leonard Maltin writes - "OMFG, IT'S A FLUX COPACITOR!!!1 DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!!1"