Reviews for Brian's Life (Beta)

[juppiew05]

-shakes head-

This was fucken retarded - people, don't waste your time on this. There is absoutley no humor behind it, and half of the time, you can't even understand what the "picture" is saying.

Millions of children suffer from mental retardation, and you have to go and poke fun by making a fucken movie clip??! The graphics were horrible! In the scene with the doctors/nurses, with the swaying heads, it looks like the nurses' heads were being detached, and the doctors had 2 necks!!

Horrible - I give you a one, only for your effort.

Evil-Andrew responds:

Yes, well, I would feel bad about making fun of the wee, little tards, but I don't. Besides, the "Brian" character depicted is not a retard, he is based on a "slower than average" child molester that was in my grade during high school. I've never claimed to be the world's forerunner in animation, by the way, but good try, fella. Keep up and maybe one day you'll write a review that doesn't negate itself through your own ignorance on the subject matter and feeble grasp of the written English language.

[roasted]

fuckin sucks

dude, i dont care what clever comeback you think you come up with, there is no excuse for having people sit through the scenes that last way to long. basically, you have about 3 "jokes" in a movie that lasts several minutes. and these "jokes" arent any good. all cliche or just plain not funny.

and in your response to the review where you are questioned on whether or not you are a retard, you sarcastically act like the world is ending because these people dont like your cartoon, you are trying to show that you could care less if people like your cartoon or not. yet you respond to almost every bad review and try to make the reviewer feel like a dumbshit. so if you try and douse my review by making yourself look superior, ill just laugh because i know you are just feeling helpless and trying to save your shitty cartoon.

[drewthedude]

i looked at the reviews

and i agree with them this sucks so why dont you fun of something or someone that would more likely give you high scores{george bush micheal jackson etc.} by the way it did remind me of napolean dynamite for some reason

[ROBOLARD]

Thats not how you drown a baby

Are you a retard?

[Cherry-Clock]

Dont. Please. dont.

I rarely say this kind of shit of movies that are very bad....

Dont make this into a series.

The stupid sperm just ruined it, I mean come on man dont be so fucking graphical on Brians Story.

Just vote 0

here comes the response......

Evil-Andrew responds:

Actually, stfudude, your negative review is not offensive; therefore, you shall be spared an extensive, snobby explanation as to why you are a waste of that oh-so-stupid semen. Have no fear, this was/is not intended to be a series, rather an elaborate glimpse into the life of a prime example of why pregnant mothers shouldn't smoke crack. The explicit depth that the movie explores is crucial to the feel thatI am trying to create. Anyway, it's late and I'm rambling, so...whatever, I'm going to sleep now.

-Andrew