Despite that finding out what phrases do and don't work kinda pissed me off, the stories are hilarious. Not sure how much people who've never browsed 4chan will like it, but I definitely appreciate it.
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ForteBass responds:
Yeah, in retrospect, I should have stuck to a standard set of verbs. I'll update the description with a bit more help. But I'm really glad you like the jokes! It's so hard to tell when a joke is actually funny...