Funny as hell.
"my nipples are so pink because I ate a sandwich and a lizard gave me a wish"
Reviews for "Sweet Boy Beach - The Gloriously Crappy Adventures of Cuthbert & Dante"
Hell of a way to start 2017 off man.
Ah, yes. The most sexual of lobsters. You never cease to amaze.
Thank you for sharing more of your bizarre goodness with us unsuspecting commoners.
Regards,
-CO
Sexual-Lobster responds:
cheers.
This is great
JESUS. TITTY. FUCKING CHRIST.
Just screw already, boys! We all know you speak to one another with homoerotic undertones.