Uhhhhhhh...
Lesse here... YOU are Mr. McDeath, who got turned down by a 14 year old with big feet. You resemble George Jetson and a random bird. Then you can attack Kairi, and be stomped on by a giant cleat. Then you walk outside. Try walking past the piece of metal (looks like plastic) and trip on it and die. OR pick it up and go on a senseless 2 man killing spree on a motorcycle.
With Funky Town and some retarded tribal music in the back...MAKE A SEQUEL!