funny
Heres what it said in that book about his sins
1-5
killed priest, robbed bank, raped/pillaged village, shit in sink, experimented with crack, strangled asian man
6-10
invented racism, punched grandma, kicked grandma, set cows on fire, shot grandma, experimented with crack
11-15
fathered 8 children, urinated on hobo, killed jhon lenon, learned french,wiped ass sideways, stomped kittens, experimented with crack, strangled asian man
16-20
fathered ten more kids, raped killer whale, fathered killer whale, got reagon re-elected, invented "baby smasher", toured with toto, experimented with crack, strangled asian man
20-30
coined frase "da bomb", told tom selleck to shave, fave Easy-E AIDS, gave freddy murcury AIDS, defiled lincolns corpse, molested fred savage, bit micheal landon, experimented with crack, strangled asian man
30+
slammed door on pope, asulted cat, killed australians, aassualted cat, scalded jamaicans, shot cat, experimented with crack, strangled asian man