I kinda expected something along the lines of:
Captain Friction: "Aha, using the power of friction I have super-heated my hands! Now take this: "Heat Punch!"
*Weak punch that just kinda squishes the muggers cheek a bit.*
Mugger: "Yeah, that's actually just like, a little uncomfortably warm actually."
M I L A D Y
I loved the bulge!
Oh fuck yes
The intro (15 seconds in) was very funny, and was a very nice splash into the next scene. Unfortunately, the latter half was a bit dragged out and the ending a bit anticlimactic for what the intro brought. Animation was savvy, and like all animators, have some anatomical/ proportion issues, but I wouldn't worry about any of that as you create more content! I liked the premise of this, it has good potential :D
10/10 Chrome said "failed loading page" after it said the greatest force in the universe, FRICTION!
Seriously though, pretty good.