It was very random and nonsensical on its own but you went ahead and added plot twists, to make it more random and nonsensical. Nice work.
Reviews for "Captain Apple!"
Funny and random. I don't know if it's me, but it feels like the "bad apple" moment should have used the respectively named Touhou song. It would probably skyrocket the randomness. Then again, I'm just a weeaboo talking. Bottom line, smooth animation and good idea.
Pear genocide
Pumpkin?