Reviews for Cum Farmer

[Ciel-9]

Where does this Alley man get his prices from

gukinator responds:

This function right here ;)

function randomizePurchaseAmount() {
var rankMod = rank * 1.3;
var rcum:uint = rankMod * rankMod * 6 + (Math.random() * (12 + rankMod)) + (Math.random() * rankMod * 4 + Math.floor(rankMod/2));
var rcost:uint = Math.ceil(rankMod / 2) + (Math.random() * 2) + (Math.random() * rankMod);
tempPurchase = {cum:rcum, cost:rcost};
updateSellText();
}

[makuro]

This is so fucking stupid, I love it. Hope it has more content and better graphics soon, keep up the good work xD

[Antikytherian]

A novelty game at best. Uses the same mechanic used by nearly all others in the genre. Nothing special, nothing new. Finished in 14:30.

gukinator responds:

That is surely true, many games bring nothing new to the table, but on top of that this game isn't even fun XD. It was created for novelty, out of boredom and silliness. I wanted to keep the playtime short to gauge community interest, of course I could change one variable and make the game take 100 times longer, but that wouldn't make the game any more fun. I think its better to have people saying "I finished too quickly" than "It was too slow to finish", so i aired on the side of caution and made the game short. And as you said, the only draw is novelty, and that runs dry quick. Anyway, I have big plans to actually make the game fun, and add some unique and interesting mechanics. I hope you'll give it another try after the update

[jojocutetop]

i didnt really like it that much it could of been better probably because of the same man standing there you could of changed the people who buys it

gukinator responds:

It certainly can be a lot better, and I'm working on a complete overhaul right now. I actually did change the guy who buys your cum, there are two unused characters in the game that were going to be his replacement, but people were saying they preferred the old character after I added the new ones, so I took them out

[irregularbowel]

I seriously LOLed when I saw this. "You can't be serious." I thought, but I absolutely love it xD Ingenious my friend.

gukinator responds:

Haha, thank you ;). Right now its basically a prototype, to test the community response and other aspects of game uploading. There is a huge overhaul coming that will add a lot of new gameplay elements and extend the time it takes to beat it. I hope you'll enjoy that as much as this version :)