The chiptune gets annoying after a while. No mute :c
This should be in the idle category.
No surprise medals. Very few selections and options.
"I don't have anything else to say about it. Play it or don't, I don't really care."
You really shouldn't be surprised if you get low reviews on this with this attitude.
BLAM IT.
Pointless, Nothing goes on!
This is an utterly pointless 'game', that could have been so much better. In principle I quite like these games where you strategically upgrade a character against increasingly challenging foes, but this game is completely lacking in every area.
For a start your character can't be damaged, so there is no level of danger in the game.
Completely unforgiveable though is the fact that none of the upgrades have any bearing on your character or his attributes. Whatever you do the game continues churning out random numbers, and the experience bar continues to crawl slowly upwards. If the equipment or beer had an effect (even if it just temporarily sped up the progress bar) then there would have been an element of strategy, and thus a point to this game. As it is you are left waiting for an eternity for the character to reach level 100, and unable to have any bearing on this at all.
If nothing else speed the progress bar up, as by the later levels it is mindnumbingly tedious waiting for the next level up. The medals are easy, but boring.
The graphics are basic, and not enough to make this worthwhile- there aren't even interesting enemies at the high levels to make the wait worthwhile. It could have been partially redeemed if enemy types changed more regularly (say every 2 levels) and looked genuinely impressive by the end stages. It would give the player some semblance of reward for making progress.
All in all a poor effort.
3 for the lol
The biggest problem I have with games like this: it won't advance, unless the game image is on screen! Basically, this game wastes active computer time.