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Reviews for "The Great Mighty Poo..."

LKIE OMFG!!!11 TOO FUNNY!!!!

i laughed i cried, i was a mess by the end of it. Hail king of portal, hail....

lol..

IT needs a higher rating

MeMeMeMeMe

I am, the great mighty poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you!!!
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat!!!
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know what thing you're in!
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear, how do you think I keep this lovely grin?
"Have some more caviar"
Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niddley, diddely, shitty little tag-nut.
Whan I've knocked you out with all my flab I'm going to take your head and wrap it up my butt!!!
Your butt?
My butt!
your butt??
Thats right, my butt!
Ew!
My butt!
Ew!
My butt!!!!!!!

Cults turn into religions, only takes a generation

Strawberry is a wonderfully artistic human being who has the spirit of a lion and the brain of a Fused Super Saiyan Albert Einstein / Stephen Hawking. If only their was a way to let him rule the world everyone would be in the utopia of their dreams. God is jealous of StrawberryClock because Clock is real and god isn't. He is a real hero of the universe. When aliens find us or we find them all we need to do is show the his works and we will live in harmony with every living creature in every galaxy. StrawberryClock has obviously evolved from superior race of humans long forgotten, now their genes have come together in his almighty form. If we could just somehow grant him eternal life the whole human race would benefit from his meer presence alone.
He simply proclaimed himself King of the Portal because didn't belittle the people of Earth. Soon the time will come when he is called to lead the nations of Earth to a greater purpose, and when that time comes you shall all witness his true glory. All hail StrawberryClock, he is more of savior than Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Abraham, Buddha, and Ghandi combined. While at the same time being coposed of the same molecules as you, his are more intuned with the forces of nature. Gravity, electro-magnetism and all the nuclear forces are his to control. HE IS THE GREATEST PRODUCT OF THE UNIVERSE. Thank you StrawberryClock.

this seriously made me laugh

its funny