Ooooh. THAT'S what a selfie is. After watching theamazingatheist's video Teen Charged With "Child Porn" For Naked Selfies I thought a Selfie was a porno you make of yourself. So based on the title, I was imagining this would be about someone hurting himself while trying to make a naughty video of himself. Hmmm. This video would probably be funnier if it contained anything I could relate to though. Considering I've never used facebook or heard of that game. Or used a cellphone to take pictures. Well, I have been run over by a car. That sucked. Lost my sense of hearing in my left ear and the witch who did it got off scott free by lying to the cops about what happened. Got him to give me a jaywalking ticket, while she explained over my bleeding body that this crazy jogger came out of nowhere and took a swan dive into her windshield. Yes sir, I just broke my own skull and broke several ribs and nearly severed my left arm apparently. Wow, I must have really taken quite a running dive, didn't I! I must have been running as fast as a car can drive!