That's about right
Yep, you hit the nail right on the head. The last little bit of text should stop and make even the most devout christians stop and take notice.
Reviews for "A story of Noah's Ark"
That was funny as Hell.
I loved that and all your other submissions. :-)
I'm getting really sick of the world being run by morons and nutjobs.
I say we rise up against them. Religion must die, and we have to kill it.
One braindead fucker at a time. I'm gonna go burn some Buybulls now.
Think about this.. if there were only 2 of every animal... and noah and his family.. that means.. well for one thing, the amount of weight it would be on a boat for 2 of ever species on earth would NEVER be able to float.. not to mention there wouldn't be any food for anyone.
Think of all the inbreeding. ALL of the different versions of dogs and cats are supposed to be from 2 parents?? BULLSHIT... you need over 30 different genetically diverse individuals in a breeding population just to keep them from all dying out from genetic disorders.
And does that mean that Noah and his family practiced like several hundred generations of incest to get everyone back to normal??
Isn't that kind of sick? I say it's bullshit.. utter bullshit.
And so help me, you religious fucknuts should all shoot yourselves in the head now if you actually believe that crap. DUMBASSES!
Our loving God at work again
ShadowKat12 below writes: "You do realize that their have been other mass extinctions (with humans alive) in earths history besides the one in the bible, right? I don't hear you complaining about them. I just couldn't find this funny, it merely poked fun at the bible for no reason except that you have nothing better to do than make fun of ones religion"
the difference, ShadowKat, is that the "other" extinctions in the earth's history were the result of natural events, no intent was present. The Noah story leads us to believe that a "loving" God slaughtered most of the human race, including innocent children, on purpose. Such a God, if he exists, is a cruel and evil entity not worthy of the worship of moral human beings.
It's what happened
That's what happened, god was tired of sin and killed everyone. Sux to be them. Just improve your animation and you'll be good to go in my book.
again in ur faces
i saw this a while back when i didnt have an account. Hmmm our nonexistent god decided to flood the whole place just cause we existed fantastic what r the morals there bible thumpers? damn straight! My motto: The Bible it's Holy Shit. As for the flash the animations left something to be desired but the songs were ironic which i loved. Noah was a fagchild (as if he existed). I believe Jesus existed but as a mental patient not a saviour. Why does god have disasters to test our faith if disasters make feel shittier we might as well call god satan and leave the other guy out.