Reviews for A story of Noah's Ark

[Onyxenith]

You obviously don't get it

I'm sorry, but let's get a few things straight for you. The world was very corrupt at this point in biblical times, and god drowned everyone because they had all lost faith in him and were worshipping deities and whatnot. I'd be pretty damn pissed if my worshippers (hypothetically speaking) would go around and worship little bronze statues of nothing instead of paying homage to me, their creator. Hence, they would all go to hell.
Next off, its not a sin to drink or get naked. It is a sin to worship other deities because it blashpemes against the name of the lord.
And in any case, you are far too cynical about the flood story. There are many other ways you could make fun of the bible without concentrating on the flood story, which is meant to be taken lightly anyway.
Finally, as a note, Jesus didn't come along for about another thousand or so years, so its hard to say he killed all of those people during a time when he didn't exist.

[Scoov]

You blaspimus bitch! (ya i spelled it wrong)

The Bible storys aren't real, the point is real DUMBASS.
Don't you go to church? God didn't kill the whole world, If he Did we wouldn't be able to exist , whadya think Noah had sex 600,000 times? NO!?
So go back to hell you dumb goth

[BURNDOWNDC]

true

God is an indiscriminate killer a heartless mass murderer. If he was living in America theese days he would be prosecuted with millons of counts of murder in the first degree. If he was prosecuted in the Bible-Belt he would be executed, the most religious would kill their god. The Romans got it right.

[MrsHoppes]

That was INACCURATE.

They were going to grow up to be evil as their parents were. Jesus went down to Hell to offer salvation after He was crucified before assending to Heaven. 1Peter3:18-20
"For Christ also suffered once for sins, the just and the unjust, that He might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh but made alive by the Spirit, by whom also He went and preached to the spirits in prison, who formerly were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was being prepared in which a few, that is, eight souls, were saved through water."

[aghramochroi]

Hehehe

That was pretty funny...
Very to the point.