Reviews for A story of Noah's Ark

[NaturalBornKiller]

cool movie

really great movie.
The last guy who rewieved sounded like a religious dude...i hate cristianity. My ancestars thousand years ago could do everything that people should have the power to do..like dancing naked and having orgies in the woods. But no...freaking cristian bastards had to rape everything and make some crappy religion that has stolen every holiday from other pagan religions and now theres actually people who are buyng the crap that they write in the bible...such a horrible world.

[WitchSlayer]

Well hmm...

Well, when not looking at this from a religious standpoint, I have to congratulate you. You did a very good job I must admit. Though I would like to correct you a bit and yes I know (OMG MY NAME IS TEH WICHSLAYR, IM TEH VIOLENT PUNKZOR) about my username, but its a nickname my friends (WHO HAPPEN TO BE WITCHES) gave me. Firstly, unless the little girl was doing something with her dog off stage, she wouldn't have died for no fuggin reason, the people on the earth at the time of the flood were evil corrupt bastards, they killed eachother, acted immoral and ect.... even the kids were acting like little bastards for cryin out loud! and could I blame them?! hell no! I would've probably acted the same damn way. And the fetuses, the wonderful fetuses, well the fetuses (And the little children who didnt know anything yet) werent sent to hell... to tell you the truth, none of 'em were sent to hell yet! they wer judged fairly, thats right just like court! Fetuses and small children who die, who dont get a chance to make a decision arent sent to hell. Please if you're going to insult my religion at least do so with something that has a BIT more basis, cant think of anything off the top of my head, but I'm sure you can. And the getting drunk and naked? Noah wasnt without sin.... and you woulda probably gotten drunk too after being stuck on a boat for almost a year. And his children didnt "enjoy" looking at him, only one kid stupid enough to walk in and see his father, and I doubt he enjoyed it, while the two other kids walked into the tent BACKWARDS and covered their father with a blanket. Oh and remember I AM TEH CHRSTIN, I LVE TEH BUSHZOR, PHEER MEH LOL! I am mature enough to poke fun about my religion as long as the facts are straight

[MoralityWatch]

Our loving God at work again

ShadowKat12 below writes: "You do realize that their have been other mass extinctions (with humans alive) in earths history besides the one in the bible, right? I don't hear you complaining about them. I just couldn't find this funny, it merely poked fun at the bible for no reason except that you have nothing better to do than make fun of ones religion"

the difference, ShadowKat, is that the "other" extinctions in the earth's history were the result of natural events, no intent was present. The Noah story leads us to believe that a "loving" God slaughtered most of the human race, including innocent children, on purpose. Such a God, if he exists, is a cruel and evil entity not worthy of the worship of moral human beings.

[DeIirium]

i cant say its good but....

cant you religious people realize that god doesnt exist!he was made up cause people couldnt understand the world!no offence to people who believe buddha. he was a real human

[shadowkat12]

Was this supposed to be funny?

Because it really wasn't. You do realize that their have been other mass extinctions (with humans alive) in earths history besides the one in the bible, right? I don't hear you complaining about them. I just couldn't find this funny, it merely poked fun at the bible for no reason except that you have nothing better to do than make fun of ones religion... very badly.