Great game. if you really just want to kill them both drill the hole in the box, pour in the beer, and rip the power cord out of the printer/computer while its still plugged into the wall. put the cord end into the box and shock them to death. you could also try using the baseball bat on the box and try your luck. throw the box in the oven and order a new turtle by mail after cooking the turtle and scorpion. use one of the eating utensils on the table to kill the scorpion in the box after drilling a hole in it. drop the box off the balcony (assuming its serveral stories to the ground). drill a hole in the box and (assuming the sink in the back ground works) fill the box with water (it holds beer for sure) and drown the dang scropion and the turtle will live as it is amphibius. depending on the year of the fridge you might be able to take it apart and use the cooling chemicals in it to kill both of them. .use the saw to cut the donut box part into about the size of the lid of the box the animals are in and slowly slide the donut lid into place to divie the box in half. man the idea are just endless on other ways to solve this problem.