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Reviews for "Birthdays as a Grown-Up"

Agreed with EdmundWells that birthdays are pointless and annoying unless you're under 21, or maybe under 30 or 40, this is one of the reasons why I stated that I want to stay young forever and this is why I find his review helpful, by the way this is awesome and funny haha. :D

bahahahaha awesome video, i totally agree everything your saying in this video. Greath video.

Too true. Birthdays are fucking pointless and annoying unless you are under 21, or over 75 and throwing an annual "Fuck You, Grim Reaper!" party to celebrate having escaped the bony old cocksucker's clutches for another twelve months. Plus, the idea was conceived by a narcissistic pagan emperor who wanted everyone else to throw him a big orgy, and now we leave that part out! Fuck the cake, gimme a can of frosting, a spatula and a barely legal Cambodian prostitute. THEN it'll be a happy birthday.

So I totally understand this all too well. My birthday is in three days and I'm dreading it because I'm getting so much older now. That and I don't want to deal with all the patronizing comments from people who don't really care but state the obvious out of some twisted sense of propriety.

Lol @ the virginity song.