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Reviews for "Asslevania: SOTB"
There are certain points in the game where I can't jump. I can do everything but jump. It happens randomly. Wasn't happening a day ago.
PERFECT GAME!!
(Please read, because I have a feeling the creators won't care about this comment, and I would really appreciate someone taking 30 minutes to fix something.)
Like I said in the video comments for the video of Asslvania, the theme that loops at the end of the Asslvania video (not this game, the 'video!') plays during the credits perfectly. But the mp3 of this games theme, when you download it from newgrounds, has a moment at the beginning of the track where the music's volume is lower, and then peaks back to the normal volume for the rest of the song. This isn't 'wrong' in some music, but when something is supposed to loop, it makes a terribly notable mess up in the song, and it bothers my ears. I would reeeeeally like if you guys would re-upload a version of the theme's mp3 where the entire track has the same volume.
Why didn't you make an entire 3 minute version of the song? If you were going to just make a 1 minute loop, then it should have at least all been the same volume. It's so noticeable it makes it un-enjoyable for me. PLEASE upload a version of the Asslvania theme that loops, without noticeable differences in volume from the beginning of the track to the end, so it loops properly.
Other than my complaint about the song upload (which didn't affect my rating of this game) I LOVE IT! 100 out of 100. A 'perfect game' does not mean it is part of the impossible standards of a hypothetical idiot who thinks 'perfection' cannot be achieved in reality. A "perfect game" is one without faults, like glitches, bad control/handling, has good replay value, and music. Basically, the elements in-which it was meant for are properly utilized to the fullest of their NEED for the package to be 'complete.'
By the logic of a person who knows what it means to develop a video game, THIS IS A PERFECT GAME. I love it!
Love the game, i gotta say. Music's phenomenal, graphics are comedic, voice acting is awesome. Though my only complaint is the first green ghost. Kinda a dick move. He moves to fast to be spawning right next to you and with the big room you can fall and the spinning dick pillars it's pretty hard to get past. Other than that, it's a great game with a great sense of humor.
-2 stars for making the game easier.
You have done what all game developers in today's time seem to have done. Make games ridiculously easy so that everyone can beat them.
I thought it was funny and a fun game, but I disagree with you making it easier.
deathink responds:
Haha, there is still the original unaltered version in the description. Personally I think the original version is very easy too. The challenge is meant to be real mode. Thanks for the review :)