3D giggly tits do not a good can make. Poor controls and not very fun. May as well have used her to make a porn, would have likely been more entertaining.
Reviews for "Auto Smash 3D!"
Usually my computer can run pretty much any game Newgrounds throws at it. It's not a 2013 model but I rarely run into a situation where a computer from 4-5 years ago can't actually handle a game on this site. But this... I guess it was a game, is apparently so resource-heavy that it slows my whole computer to a crawl. And I'm someone who regularly optimizes the system so that I can do things like play games without the whole thing dying.
I can't even really rate the game, as I've no idea how it plays. As low-fi as I could make it, the whole thing was still as slow and pointless an effort as trying to make molasses flow uphill. The graphics on the protagonist constantly clipped, to the point I thought Edward Scissorhands animated the whole thing. And the little bit of the game I did get to play before it just choked itself to death sucked so hard that I'm actually having more fun trying to calculate its Schwarzschild Radius.
I mean, I hate rating it so low because it looks like you honestly tried here, but if I can't play your game I can't really give it a good review.
Wow, the controls are so horrible! I can't play this...
minjmirage responds:
Have tweaked the spring cam responsiveness, and made the starting level girl controls less sluggish. hopefully better now...
this game makes little to no sense , the controls are flooty and badly thought through , the gameplay is slow and dull , the maker of the game clearly only thought about the massive pair of tits that are stumbling around the screen , also the texture and models look awful , the music is also annoying , i couldn't play for more then 15 minutes
wont even load