I'm sorry but... LOL
Reviews for "Glorious Defender"
It's stupid because you can not lose
DPRKStudios responds:
You have grasped that which the bellicose minds that propel western aggression into our backyard have failed again and again to recognise: war with DPRK is stupid because we cannot lose.
Why would I want to help the North Koreans blow up America... It's like Chewbaca living on Endor... it just doesn't make sense...
DPRKStudios responds:
Thank you for your comment. Note that you merely defend DPRK from aggressive actions of the capitalist gangsters. If they had not launched missiles against us there would be no conflict. This simulation demonstrates the futility of western aggression against our supreme defenses.
Hilarious
I'm sorry, but this is a rather boring game. Only one level with zero difficulty, and a rather lame attempt at satirical humor. Perhaps if you upped the difficulty and actually give the gamer a chance to lose, I'd feel differently.
DPRKStudios responds:
Thank you for your criticisms. We will take your feedback into account. Unfortunately it is difficult to conceive of a scenario under which DPRK would not be very easy to win.