I can't give it a five because everyone is butthurt, but I love this game, and I WILL beat Tom Fulp's high score.
Reviews for "SANDY HOOKS SHOOT EM UP"
ZabuJard responds:
LOL. glad u like it friend
Bravo, good sir. This fine piece of media just made me "jazz" as 'twere. I also applaud your most excellent use of that very appropriate musical masterpiece in the background. You are truly a god among men, Mr. Man. A fitting tribute to Sandy's Hooks kids everywhere.
ZabuJard responds:
OH YOU
No. No. No.
Why would you make fun of the deaths of all those children? 'Nuff said.
ZabuJard responds:
oh come on
Shitty just shitty five out of five good sir!!!
ZabuJard responds:
thanks friend
Here we have a game that is blatantly offensive. luckily enough, the creator is such a bad artist and hack programmer, that none of that offense comes across as even remotely believable. It is not recommended that YOU even write a review, as you will undoubtedly spend more energy on it than the creator put into this game.
Besides having terrible colors that weren't even ATTEMPTED to be pulled together, there are no instructions. The controls are little more than buttons...and the "programmer" was such a loser they couldn't even figure out this simple script.
Appears that someone pulled some AS code from Google, added an annoying song, and then they couldn't draw well so they called it "Sandy Hook" in the title to get some views.
If the tool who created this game considers themselves an artist or a programmer, or even just a designer...they should stop. No talent is present in this, not even the slightest inkling. There is only the inane rambling movieclips given the most BASIC code...on top of which, the creator was such a slob that they couldn't even figure out how to make hi-score tables.
Once again, in case it was too subtle, this is NOT a review of the game's theme. It is apparant the creator suffers from a number of issues...anyone that would hate not only the last stronghold of art, but also choose to spend X number of hours of their life commemorating the brutal and vicious murders of toddlers who wanted nothing more than to go home and watch Beyblade or whatever...is obviously having trouble in their life. Perhaps they suffer from fatness, or deep-seated anger. Perhaps they are merely mentally retarded, and should be pitied, rather than despised.
out of 10...
gfx - 2.5 (doesn't even qualify as "amateur" artist)
sfx - 0.5 (stolen song, no sfx)
design - 0 (offensive theme is obvious gimmick)
gameplay - 0 (controls fail, pointless game)
overall, if the creator thinks they are an artist....or if they draw often....then they should stop. It's apparant that the creator DID NOT purchase Flash, as the quality is so bad that only a child of 8 years old or the mentally handicapped should be able to put forth something of this quality. As is. this reviewer can only find it...droll.
I wish the creator all the best of luck in whatever they pursue in life...it obviously isn't art or game creation. They will probably never enjoy the satisfaction of a job well done, something I'm sure future romantic partners will tell them when the creator discovers they have been cheating on him with the buff guy from Quizno's.
ZabuJard responds:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
oh my, oh my. You sir, have made my night. Thanks for that heart warming review champ! Ill keep up the good work, just for you! I owe you at least that much dont I? :)