you used the same joke delivery i used back in 2009. thats such a pathetic statement i cant believe i just wrote it but it happenned i fucking saw it in front of my eyes. the delivery is dated, the jokes are dated, the content is barren, the irrelevance of this is just unmatched, and the subtlety took a vacation.
you need to work on making something that isn't 100% predictable, out of date, and not graspable to 90% of people.
again, better luck next time
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