I initially thought it was from Cyanide&Happiness
Reviews for "Trick Question"
Love the ending! Apparently there *is* a right answer!
No, you don't answer that question. You distract them with something else and pray to whatever diety you worship that she goes with it and never brings it up again.
Yup. Of course, if the husband said, well you look perfect. He'd have still received some type of torture.. It only works if another man says it. Basically the question might as well be.. "Hunnie, you approval is no longer enough for me.. Do you think other guys would find me attractive?" Playing the jealousy card at this point is my best guess. You reply with something along the lines of, "I think you look great, and obviously other guys do too.. " at this point you might name a few guys she's mentioned flirting with her.. or if you have to, then make up something about catching strangers watching her when she walks with you at the mall or wherever.. then be all like "shoot, there is practically a line of guys wanting you, so obviously you look great, and I'm a lucky guy" .. like most things, it's formulaic.. *cough* I've said it before and will say it again... WOOOOOOT Rice Pirate RuleZ!!!!! And thumbs up for Rice-Wife!
Well now we know what to say! which still probably not work but....f*ck it! IDGAF anymore lol.
Btw this was a CLASSIC, good job man!