i really dont understand the plot of this. it makes almost zero sense. an old man starts to get ill and eating kids is his cure? you didnt really really explain exactly how that is either. this is the very shitty version of an original syfy movie
Reviews for "The Muffin Man"
Gi-go responds:
Everyone else seems to have caught on, perhaps you're a bit slow?
"Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them. " FZ I always knew there was something creepy going on in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen; Uncle Meat has apparently taken over the facility to process children.
Gi-go responds:
Oh Mr. Zappa :)
No more muffins for me, I'm switching to bagels...
Great job, loved how smooth it all flowed. Actually had a nice level of creepy involved in it.
Pretty slick and original, I enjoyed it. I thought the kid was going to survive up until that slapstick change (I thought he'd bolt for the door with the Pokemon sign on it and whatnot).
I work in a meat plant making sausage and I must say that your muffin maker runs quite inefficiently and needs several improvements in the design. Not only that but the overhead on that thing must be insane, it is quite concerning that you are willing to throw away that much money every year for some pretty simple design flaws- such as having a vertical shaft going upwards for about 70 feet, how much did you have to bribe gravity in order to pull that off. Also you should fire that condescending protege you have there. What do you do for a living to be able to squander so much money so fruitlessly, do you just like to flaunt your money around to make other people feel bad- are you some kind of sadist?
Gi-go responds:
You should really take this up with Charlette, she engineered the thing, but I must warn you she doesn't take well to criticism. However I do know the tubes run on some type of post office-esque vacuum system.