I feel compelled to write a review. I though the game was great. Physics may have been a tad bit off but one of the better racers I've seen here
Reviews for "Ultimate Porsche Racing"
Dany0 this is NOT American Idol, dont take such stupid and simple things so seriously.
GET A GRIP
Dany0, Looks like someone burned your house down. Calm down its just a flash game!
Anyway, the game is mediocre at best but I'm willing to see another game of yours in the future.
Goodluck!
I honestly can't believe what did I just play... To sum it up:
1. Unbalanced upgrading
2. Unreliable delayed and annoying controls
3. Horrible, non-existent physics
4. No AI, just cars driving around a spline
5. Repetitive unfitting music you probably bought somewhere
6. The game is way too easy, even kids wouldn't have fun with that
Basically, being sponsored and shitting out a shitty game gets you zero stars. That's bad even for the lowest low-standard flash people around the world, you sell-out. Well, every community needs a black sheep, huh? Have fun eating food you bought for making this. I hope you'll once realize how bad this is and hire a real programmer to make this playable. Also, I just can't handle myself, did you do at least some thinking before making the game? You do realize the cars are too big for the roads, the AI is dull, the music is unfitting, the plants are disturbingly placed and repetitive, the menu design is cliché, some of the textures are overlaying badly(example: http://j.mp/zzKs1U but there's way more), the car shadows are too dark, what is this? Were you really just making a background to put your ads in? Well, the design really hints that. Is this really a flash "game", or a flash advertisement? Well let me tell you something, the connection isn't bad on my side, this game is BAD and should have never been released.
And of course people will tell you the art is good, they just looked at it and quit. Who would play this anyway? (FYI I unlocked everything) Or did you buy these reviews too? They certainly do look like some indian with access to the internet wrote them for you. Kinda suspicious huh? How did you get this many good ratings?
Do you have *no* shame eating food you earned from this? Did you deliberately try to make a bad game? Did you really put that much effort in the design, and just kept thinking "must make this game bad, must make this game bad"? Well congratulations! It's unplayable, gross and just keeps me completely suspicious of how did you get this attention! This is worse then stealing a game and then claiming it's yours, this is complete disgrace of what NG community was built upon! I'm just losing my tongue, in my head I just keep insulting you, well here's an insult: your game!
nice art work, a little hard to start but easy after upgrade