Faggot
Clocks suck cock.
Reviews for "Meet QuarterMelonClock!!1"
QuarterMelonClock responds:
You however, I will get angry with. YOU ARE A FUCKING RACIST! In principle. A racist hates black people, because they are black. You hate clocks because they are clocks. YOU ARE AS LOW AS A DIRTY FUCKING RACIST. Thankyou.
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I don't want to diss clocks but I haven't seen a spectacular movie of their yet! This is far from it...