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Reviews for "Chinese Proverb Generator"

"One tide shall change the whole carp." lolwut

This is funny.

Kwing responds:

Thank you! I loved the nonsense proverbs as well.

not only can a pig close a horse it can regard it also...... hmmm good too know

Kwing responds:

Excellent...

Posting ones that make sense.

"ONE MASTER SHALL BEND THE WHOLE TIDE."
Hmm, Aang must be getting better at water bending.

"NO ONE CAN BORROW HIS BAMBOO BETTER THAN THE FIRE."
No kidding?

"A HUMBLE HERMIT DOES NOT FOLLOW."
I would hope not, robbing me blind in the dead of night ..

"CONSIDER WITH DILIGENCE, FOR THE FUTURE BRINGS ONLY WISDOM."

"ONE FOOL SHALL RENEW THE WHOLE PATH TO DEATH."
Yeah, One thousand and one ways to die here we come!

"THE OLD FIRE STILL DREAMS HE CAN SPREAD"
Only if the wind following the horse riding a duck arises.

"THE OLD CYCLE STILL DREAMS THAT HE CAN RETURN"
Yup.

"THE MASTER SHALL BESTOW WITH THE PATH TO DEATH."

"THE STUDENT WILL COLLECT THE WISE MAN. YOU CHANGE BY YOURSELF."
Makes sense to me at least.

May your moon always flow from the empty duck. Great submission.

Kwing responds:

Gosh, I had almost forgotten about this.

"COMPLETE WITH DILIGENCE, FOR THE FUTURE BRINGS ONLY PIG."

I love random phrase generators like this. The results are always bizarre. :P

Kwing responds:

Thanks :D

"THE OLD WISE MAN STILL DREAMS THAT HE CAN BURN WITH DESIRE"
There is such a thing as viagra you know.

Fun game keep it up my friend.

Kwing responds:

Gosh, that's pretty funny.