Great story bro, just be more salty. It's a parody which was hilarious. The author is just saying he dislikes the fact that GameStop tries to get you to sign up for a million things when the customer just wants to buy a game. Also, if GameStop bases your income off of how many people you sign up to their deals and memberships than it sucks to be you. Get out of it if it's too hard for you to sell their deals. Plus, with that attitude you have, it's no wonder why you probably don't get people to sign up for GameStop's deals and memberships.
Great video Appsro, keep up the good work man. Might need to get some new recording equipment though. The audio could improve a bit