First ever review to complain about this game
Ok, so, a game in which you traverse danger, progressing ever so slightly more as you purchase items is fine and dandy, but in the spirit of pure rehashing you made it consist of a load of already over used memes instead of actually trying to come up with anything even remotely resembling effort. However, I do concede that, as I listen to it, the "You died!" screen's music isn't that bad, compared to the remixed "Trololololo" song playing in the background as you play. As with most memes, the repetition just throws any emotional impact I may have right out the window, I die, and am greeted with a "FU- etc etc" as if my first born was slain, but no, I had just died in a manner of game in which the process of death and rebirth is tedium. As the sound repeats every time after the already astounding first appearance, it stops being of note to even the lobotomized chimp that thought it was funny in the first place. And even through all the vapid comedy, nothing of interest is to be found in the gameplay either, consisting of a few blocks, randomly generated in something that a competent person could program better in a couple hours, having what coding experience I do have, I can tell that it shouldn't be hard to make it so that, in using and upgrade and being slain afterword, I would not be subject to a game breaking glitch, rendering me unable to continue with the game that I intended to complete to feel complete in my scathing review, but even this was denied to me.
In summation, one star for being a playable game, one star for a single alright song, and then minus one star for being so easily rendered unplayable by bad programming, and minus one for almost all jokes and media being pulled from the well beaten body of a dead horse.