no stroll? o3o y 4 you make stroll when chu jumps?
running is terrible so dont get me started on strollin. I think the strolling power up should make the camera follow or make you huge and invincible and just stroll along o3o I glitched with nyan cat and I dided like right away and then every time I started, I would just slide and die on the first spike cause I could no longer run or jump, just slide along.
Grrrrr...eh
Could do with some fine-tuning, match elavation of the camera to the character a bit better maybe? Speed up some things that are unnecessarily slow (here's looking at you retry screen) That fffff sound grates on my nerves something fierce. Personally I'd love the concept of the game were it expressed vannila.So is there a less annoying version?
Awesome!
G@y below
A (somewhat) civilized negative review.
I am going to start this review by saying that I am completely pro-meme, that I am probably going to be a complete arse in this review, and that this view is my own, and anyone who is made cry by it is not my priority.
---The actual review---
This game has many problems. The gameplay being my core compaint. While the game was not "Confusing" or "Buggy" from what I played, the game was pretty boring, simple, and somewhat luck based. I had trouble even getting anywhere during my first time playing (Which I admit was probably due to a lack of skill) due to the fact the game somewhat throws you in and expects you to be brilliant straight away. Even the worst games have some form of difficulty curve, and a perfect example of having a difficulty curve for a game such as this is "Toss the turtle". When you start the game in toss the turtle, there are no/very little spikes, as you progress in distance the amount increases, even to the point where it's pretty inevitable to become a turtle-kebab within a few 1000 meters. This game has no attempt to be user friendly, and no attempt at redemption through memes will help that.
My second problem was not the memes, but the use. The "Trololol" instrumental background music was good for a few minutes, but before long became really annoying and offputting. The fact I couldn't find a mute button (possibly due to my lack of searching, I didn't really bother looking much, just the obvious places.) only made this worse. Another problem is that the memes were highly overused (I know you get alot of complaints, hear me out.). Most of the memes were used to the extent where everything annoyed me. The fact when you die the FUUUUU noise appears and assaults your eardrums was the worst case. None of the memes were used creatively, and it's kind of annoying to see something like that happen to something that would otherwise, be at least partially funny. My final complaint is that most of the memes used were pretty obvious. You played the memefaces card so many times I lost count (Rageface, Trollface, etc.). Where's the advice dog in the hints screen? Why the F*** did you use nyan cat (Nyan cat is terribad)? When was shoop unpopular? also, why the hell was there no shooting web!? I SWEAR TO GOD YOU MISSED SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES JEEZ! (Sorry for the all caps.)
Finally, but most importantly. There is absoloutely no help to tell you what anything does at all. To this day, I have played over and over to know what those black blocks do, and I have no idea.
Overall the game was sub-par. The only nice thing I can say about it is that the graphics were above average. Memes should be left to the people who know them. Not people who want to use them in a cheap publicity stunt to try and make a game fueled by humour (If some of you actually find this game funny.).
TL;DR: This game wins the "Reimagine :The Game:" award for biggest crash and burn due to memes and the "Stab yourself in the eye" award for least-fun gameplay.
Good game
4Chan would be proud