What Oney said
Ok, so your excuse is you want to make these slow and detailed and shit them out every few months if possible... there is no point in doing that if the end result is utter turd, which this was. There are cartoons online which are terribly animated and have shit sound but they can still be hilarious or give inspiration, but EVERY SINGLE aspect of this is just the same old ham I've seen from you a million times before. Don't bother saying 'it's not my thing', I don't like opera or ballet but I can still apreciate the work and talent that goes into it.
Next time trying putting some effort in, take a look at inspired flash work like TOME for example and work from there.