Don't mean to sound like a troll...
I don't mean to sound like a troll but... seriously... how did this make front page? I mean, the idea was amusing as was the style. However, the stickiness of the controls made it nearly impossible to play and it doesn't seem as if there's much to it. I was never able to survive more than 20 seconds mainly because of the sticky controls.
For anyone experiencing sticky controls, I am very sorry. It appears to be an IE "internet explorer" problem. I only use Fire fox and Chrome so i didn't catch this sooner.
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"But it looks so real!"
I like the idea, but controls are stickier than that dudes pants.
Lol at the creator.
Every time I make a negative review, it gets marked as "useless". And often deleted. And as I can see, others peoples reviews also. Doing so won't make your game any better. A bad game will stay a bad game.
I can understand you have spend time creating this... hm, game. But there are so many games around, that noone can play all of them, and most of them are better than this one. I just said that this game doesn't worth time to load it.
There is no point in ratings, if you give 10/10 to every game. I use scale from 0 to 10, and your creation worth 1/10, in my opinion. And I beleive the review is usefull, because someone will see it and will play something better, it is not hard to find.
HORRIBLE REPLAY BUTTON
HORRIBLE REPLAY BUTTON. Other then that nice