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Reviews for "Do your balls hang low"

Masterpiece

...in every way perfect

Just what I needed!

I love it. Puts me in a good mood. I did kinda cringe at the sight of him taking a hammer to his balls, though.

koit responds:

Then I will call you an honorary male.

Why yes... yes they do.

Great creativity, made me laugh more then it should have, I even cringed when the hammer was brought in, Kudos.

koit responds:

Then it has served its purpose. It was to make me laugh, which should hopefully mean others do too.

Oh yeah, the hammer scene, every blokes cringe scene methinks.

i liked it when he smashed them with a hammer, it was like i could really feel it, and it felt amazing

Additional Verse

Seriously, I thought that there would have been another verse on this, from Bottom, a sitcom in the UK:

"Do you balls hang low?
Do they wobble to-and-fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get that funny feeling
When you're hanging from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low!"

Still, the animation was very funny and the look on the guy's face, as he ties his balls in a bow around his head like a schoolgirl was disturbing and yet very funny all the same.

I like that you addressed racial issues with throwing a black sack in there, just a decent piece of writing on that part. A shame that there was no audio credit for it all - I'm not sure whether this is your work or if you've borrowed the audio from another source. Either way, it doesn't matter, so long as it's mentioned in the credits.

If I were writing this script myself, I'd possibly have a few guys in the video, one using his balls as a skipping rope, another looking on with a sad face, as his balls don't hang low enough.

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koit responds:

The audio credit is there at the end of the animation and in my description. I wrote, recorded and produced it.

Glad you like it though.....

And yeah, good idea re the skipping rope !