Nice
I'm digging the gratuitous and obnoxious little logos you have going for the first two minutes of this piece of shit, it totally isn't loud as fuck or arrogant.
Actually, now that I look at the author's comments more I can totally see you are both arrogant as all fuck, "the genesis of what we believe will be one of the best Flash series on Newgrounds, period." Man, get a fucking room where you can wank all over your flash's big ugly mug without making us innocents watch.
On to the "flash" itself, the glacial pacing is hugely unnecessary, the story wasn't even interesting nor did it have any depth, the time just seems like padding to waste your audience's time and patience while you parade around mediocre voice actors over what look to be comic panels. I thought this was the flash portal? It also starred mediocre video games characters to balance out with the mediocre actors, a genius move, although I think they were added more so because the author couldn't think of any new or original characters, which also brilliantly matches with the unoriginal, lackluster plot.
So, in review;
+Somewhat mediocre style
-Terrible voice actors
-Terrible plot
-No originality
-Overindulgent
-Not a flash
-Too long
-Alarmingly loud and obnoxious author/ artist inserts
-Author arrogance
-Sprites
Which would equal to a whopping 1/10. Woo! Good job guys, next time you return please bring the real series you expect to blow NG away, because this was a joke, haha, right? Right?
