~would get a four if the words sonic fag and butthurt werent used~
also, if you actually read review 16 the reason his english is shitty is because hes spanish
this gets a 2.5 because i had a couple good laughs reading the reviews but didnt give a four because of what i just mentioned
and then
the infinitely multiplying pasta enveloped my mind
Ok? lol
Needs better formatting
I know it can be difficult to get the piece sorted for when you're publishing screen shots of a game, but there is one major issue here - the larger reviews get all squashed up, thus giving more face time to the short reviewer.
I'd have made the screen bigger, to accommodate the largest review and then used blank space (Newground background colours) for the empty space on the smaller reviews. Spending a little time marrying the review to the standard background could be useful as well, as it makes it look better.
Have you considered a voice actor to read out these reviews? I think that I could do a few voices for these reviews, which would make the experience sound a lot better, so that people can get a more encompassing presentation.
[Review Request Club]
I'm a voice actor but I thought about reading out the reviews but I guess I left out that idea.
Thanks for the review
Yeah its great to read a stupid review, but this isnt even a game!!!!!
This is so stupid it actually made me laugh so you did something I guess.
I like the reviews that praise a game and leave a 0 though
HA HA HA!
IT'S SO FUNNY THAT SOMEONE SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG! THIS IS THE BEST REVIEW EVER!
Dude, don't make fun of the people who give you 10's. You can lose fans that way. Plus, submissions that are 100% reading text are bound to do poorly. Perhaps you could record yourself reading the reviews in a sarcastic manner aloud. That'd make it a bit more humorous.
*Sigh
Ok, Alot of you aren't getting it. Most of these reviews ARE NOT my flashes.
They're simply reviews I came across and found to be somewhat entertaining.
learn the facts of the flash before you review